The Ballad of Steven Slater

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Yes, this has pretty much blown over, but I put up an MP3 at www.cdbaby.com Lyrics: Steven was a simple man Workin' on a plane But his working conditions Were driving him insane Oh it really was a nightmare on each and every flight, there were passengers who didn't know their place But Steven drew the line On that fateful August 9 When someone's luggage hit him in the face See you later, Steven Slater Didn't need no escalator Just slid right out that airplane door and ran See you later, Steven Slater You're a first-class hellraiser A flight attendant and a hero of the working man Now Steven was a patient guy But this he couldn't stand No apology was coming So he took things in his hands He jumped onto the intercom And shouted right out loud Bout all the world's injustices To the uncaring crowd And before he pulled the chute, he took some ill-gotten booty A couple beers to drink on the way down He knew he'd said his piece By the time they called police He was packed and on his way out of town See you later, Steven Slater Didn't need no escalator Just slid right out that airplane door and ran See you later, Steven Slater You're a first-class hellraiser A flight attendant and a hero of the working man So when the world's oppressing you And you can't take no more Just remember Steven Slater and slide right out that door

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